Guide To Cross-Breeding Dogs

• Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitzer, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

• Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

• Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

• Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

• Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

• Pekingese x Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs.

• Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

• Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

• Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss.

• Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

• Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.

• Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

• Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

• Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

• Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

• Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

• Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good.

• Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.

• Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

• Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

• Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite of high society.

• Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

• Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner.

• Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

• Samoyed x Norwich Terrier = Samwich, very tasty breed.

• Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband or boyfriend.

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