Guide To Cat Shows

• Noted Judge ....... He put up our cat

• Respected Judge ....... He put up our cat twice

• Esteemed Judge ....... He puts up anything that crawls

• Specialist Judge ....... Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding

• Shown sparingly ....... Only when we had it in the bag

• Show prospect ....... He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail

• Finished in 5 shows ....... And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon

• He has good points ....... His head is shaped like a carrot

• Won in heavy competition ....... The others were revoltingly overweight

• Quiet gentle natured ....... After 4 valiums

• Personality plus ....... Wakes up if you put catnip up his nose

• Large boned ....... Looks like a Clydesdale

• Good bite ....... Missed the judge, got the steward

• Lovely head ....... 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose

• Gorgeous hard coat ....... If the hair spray lasts until the class finishes

• At stud to "approved" queens ....... Those queens whose owner's check is "approved" by our bank

• Linebred from famous Champions ....... CH Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation

• Terrific breeding queen ....... Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters

• Great stud cat ....... Mounts anything that can fog a mirror

• Loves children ....... For breakfast, lunch, and dinner

• Wins another Best In Show ....... His second, under the same judge, our uncle

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