Guide To Cat Classified Ads

• Barn Cat Prospect ....... Big fast cat

• Mouser Prospect ....... Small fast cat

• Lap Cat Prospect ....... Fat lazy cat

• Indoor/Outdoor Cat ....... Fast sneaky cat

• Flashy ....... White on body

• Attractive ....... Tabby

• Small ....... Hard to find

• Large ....... Always under foot

• To Loving Home Only ....... Expensive

• To Show Home Only ....... Very expensive

• Needs Experienced Handler ....... Potentially lethal

• Elegant ....... Thin

• In Good Condition ....... Not dead

• Free Moving ....... Bolts out the door

• Quiet ....... Old

• House Pet Type ....... Lame, deaf, and blind

• Loves Children ....... Scratches and bites

• Munchkin Type ....... Small and hairy

• Bombay Type ....... Looks startled

• Singapura Type ....... Looks terrified

• Cheshire Type ....... Fat

• Persian Type ....... Big and hairy

• Maine Coon Type ....... Big and exceedingly hairy

• Easy To Catch ....... Very old

• Must Sell ....... Wife has left home and taken kids

• All Offers Considered ....... I am in traction for 6 months

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